Learning How Things Work:
Owen: Mom, cn I have some yer juice?
Me: No, you have your own juice on the table.
(30 second pause)
Owen: I’m sick.
Me: Oh, that’s too bad. What part of you is sick?
Owen: My aaaaarm. It hurts.
Me: I’m sorry. What do you think would help?
Owen: Me drink yer juice.
How Owen Sings the Alphabet:
now i know my abshees
next time wone yew sing wif me
yayyyyyy!! (wild self-applause)
Me: (Sneeze!) “Ooo, Mama’s gotta pee all-of-a-sudden.”
Owen: (looking out the window, confused) “Mama’s ga pee outside?”
Owen: Where’s my Bible?
Me: I think it’s by the rocking chair in your room.
Owen: Where’s my nother Bible go?
Me: On the shelf in your room.
(repeat sequence four times)
Owen: Yaaa. On the shelf…Where’s my nother Bible go?
Me: One is by the rocking chair. One is on the bookshelf.
Owen: Nother Bible go in the sky.
While making the bed:
Owen: Jesus made the sky!
Me: That’s right!
Owen: Jesus made the bugs!
Owen: Jesus made the bed.
Me: So to speak….
18 Times a Day from Owen:
Iyeel (It’ll) be awesome!
It’s my best faaaaavrit!
I have a queshun, for yeeewww.
I have ideeeea.
Errybody in da crib gettin puked on.
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